DO NOT CALL THIS FREQUENCY: An Interview with the Red Skulls

Final transmission in this series. Our interviewer located a Red Skull Society broadcast frequency and, against every recommendation, called in. Multiple speakers. Constant gunfire in the background. He has since requested reassignment.

DO NOT CALL THIS FREQUENCY: The Red Skulls, Live

Q: Hello? Is this the... am I speaking with the Red Skull Society?

GREAT JAGUAR: You are speaking with the Great Jaguar, leader of the Red Skull Society, terror of the southern districts, before whom man and machine alike...

UNKNOWN VOICE: Boss, who is that?

GREAT JAGUAR: Silence! I am orating.

Q: Right. Great Jaguar. People call your society a gang. How would you describe it?

GREAT JAGUAR: A gang? A GANG? We are a legacy written in blood and steel! We are the storm the colonies pretend not to hear! We are...

BONE CRUSHER: We're a gang.

GREAT JAGUAR: Bone Crusher, I swear on my helmet...

Q: There are stories about a cop. One officer who walked into your ranks and walked back out. Care to comment?

[The gunfire in the background stops. For three full seconds, the frequency is silent.]

GREAT JAGUAR: That name is not spoken on this frequency.

Q: I didn't say a name.

BONE CRUSHER: He didn't say a name, boss.

GREAT JAGUAR: WHO GAVE HIM THIS FREQUENCY?

Q: I think I should go.

ALL VOICES: RED SKULLS ARE FOREVER!

[Transmission ends. Our interviewer has asked us to state, for the record, that he is fine.]

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